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June 9, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. Hours before former FBI Director James Comey testified on Thursday, the line to get into the public hearing stretched to over 600 people. “Wow, 600 people! Who was getting inaugurated?” asked Trump....
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July 21, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. The people behind ‘Game of Thrones’ are making a new HBO show set in a world where the South won the Civil War. It will be like ‘Game of Thrones’ but with more incest. 2. David and Victoria...
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July 27, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. Energy Secretary Rick Perry reportedly took part in a 22-minute phone call with a Russian prankster who he thought was the Prime Minister of Ukraine. Said Perry, “Dammit, I knew ‘Ukraine’ sounded...
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September 22, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. Before addressing the United Nations on Monday, President Trump was caught asking the man seated next to him whether the red light in front of him meant the microphone was on or off. So, at least,...
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March 30, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. President Trump on Tuesday ordered an end to special legal status for certain immigrants from Liberia. Said Trump, “They don’t deserve special status just because they’re around books all day.” 2....
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May 25, 2018 – Monologue Jokes
1. This week the New York Botanical Gardens premiered an exhibition from Georgia O’Keeffe entitled Visions of Hawaii. The exhibition highlights little known facts about our 50th state, for instance,...
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August 24, 2018 – Monologue Jokes
1. Julie Anne Genter, the minister for women in New Zealand, rode her bike to a hospital to give birth. That story again, someone named Julie Anne Genter needs a new bicycle seat. 2. Pornography...
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June 3rd, 2019 – Monologue Jokes
1. A new study has found that excessive consumption of sugary drinks can lead to an increased risk of heart disease. Said one concerned consumer, “Oh No!”: 2. After 1,095 days and more than 75,000...
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August 12, 2019 – Monologue Jokes
1. A 107-year-old woman in the Bronx said the secret to her long life was never getting married. “Solid advice,” said Nicole Brown Simpson. 2. Last week, a Florida man who goes by the name ‘Murder’ and...
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April 27, 2020 – Monologue Jokes
1. Street artist Banksy revealed his latest work, a picture that he painted on the wall of his bathroom while under coronavirus quarantine. While my roommate revealed more of a Jackson Pollack in our...
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